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Caption Contest [Jan. 27th, 2008|01:58 pm]
Your Mom's House

knittinggoddess
[music |Death Cab for Cutie]

Gwen has a bit of a flour habit, and I finally have photographic proof.
photos behind cut, unless Flickr won't let me hotlink.Collapse )
The one where she's licking flour off the floor.
The one where her nose is covered in flour.

We're thinking lolcats-style captions. Go!
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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2007|06:47 pm]
Your Mom's House

knittinggoddess
ibnfirnas is sick, and we're trying to find her sustenance.
Me: I suppose pineapple juice would be too corrosive.
ibnfirnas: Oh god. Just mix it with whiskey and hot sauce, and it'll be like my normal diet! Get me back on my feet in no time!
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(no subject) [Nov. 26th, 2007|09:43 pm]
Your Mom's House

knittinggoddess
Megan: Next at work I'm relaunching the site nippleparty.com.
Me: Why is nipple such a hilarious word?
Megan: Especially when it's followed by party! Nipple parrrrtay!
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(no subject) [Nov. 8th, 2007|12:40 pm]
Your Mom's House

knittinggoddess
Garth: I want chlorophyll, so I can walk around without a shirt and when people ask me if I'm cold, I can tell them, "Yes, but I'm also hungry." And then I can say, "Time for dessert," and take off my pants.
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2007|10:13 am]
Your Mom's House

knittinggoddess
Jess G, reading a handout from Garth's paramedic workshop: I'm sorry. I know what this word means, but it still cracks me up.
Me: What word?
Jess G: Three-way stopcock.
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Seven. He's SEVEN. [Oct. 11th, 2007|08:18 pm]
Your Mom's House

knittinggoddess
The scene: I'm watching the Daily Show, Garth is taking a shower. I hear excited hollering from the bathroom.

Me, poking my head in the door: Are you shouting at me from the shower again?
Garth: If you eat licorice in the shower, you SPIT PINK!
Me: Augh. *leaves, slamming the door behind me*
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I ain't afraid of no food [Oct. 6th, 2007|10:21 pm]
Your Mom's House

knittinggoddess
Bonsai: If you're having trouble getting rid of the (homemade) pizza, you know who to call. I'm like the Ghostbusters of food.
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(no subject) [Oct. 6th, 2007|09:00 pm]
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mustela
Jess: (reading from Cosmo) "The Mommy Test: Are you ready to have a bun in the oven? ... Women who baby their man or counsel friends in distress are crying out for motherhood."

Garth: "Oh god. I ... baby my women. And I counsel friends in distress!"

Jess: "Do you need a bun in your oven?"

Garth: "I don't know, honey. Are we ready to take that step?!"
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Because I'm the big COC: Adventures in pizzamaking [Oct. 6th, 2007|08:10 pm]
Your Mom's House

messiah_complex
Me: Are you mocking me?
Garth: No! I'm talking about the tragedies in cheesetopia.

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(After Garth sings the Cheesetopia song)
Garth: I hope that this is what [Jess] married me for, because otherwise I'm boned
Me: Well, wasn't that what was missing from the marriage in the first place?
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(no subject) [Oct. 6th, 2007|07:38 pm]
Your Mom's House

mustela
SCENE: G and J are taking the dog and walking to the store. As they step outside, a light rain is falling.

G: "Eh, it's raining."

J: (shouting) "It's just a little rain. Don't be a pussy!"

G: "... did you just shout that in front of the whole neighborhood?"

J: "..."

J: "You're a bad influence."
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